Some Computer Related Terms in Bollywood Language

Two Recursive functions calling each other:

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera oh hamnawab

COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastanaPyar mera deewana bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan

Untraceable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana

Modem - talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?Abhee to nahin...kuch bi nahin

Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jaye ga haallah meri tauba,allah meri tauba

Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai,pal do pal meri hastihai...

Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani haihar ik pal meri hasti hai

Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

Dangling pointers

Maut aati nahi jaan jati nahin.

GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum

Silent Mode in Unix

Kuch na kaho ,Kuch bhi na kaho,Kya kahana hai , Tumko pata hai ,Mujhko pata hai .

Troubleshooting

Khai ke paan banaras wala Khuli jay band akal ka talaPhir to jo ho kamaal .

S/W Engr. to fellow s/w engr.

Yeh safar hai bahut kathin magar Na udaas ho mere hamsafar .

EJB developer

Aise na mujhe tum dekho.. seene se laga doonga Tumko churalunga tumse .... program me fix kar loonga