The friendly Enemy

He came, he dragged me, I was telling no, let me stay here only, he didn't listen. I cried, he didn't stop. I felt totally helpless. No one to help. And he left me at an extreme point. Nothing was visible. Suddenly I sensed Someone very close, he said 'mmmm'. Wow its my beloved. I said Guruji where are you, I am not able  to see you. And who is that person who bought me here. Guruji smiled. I felt his smile. He said just open your eyes. I said no Guruji my eyes are open but this is darkness. And he repeated just open your eyes. Taking my time I just opened my eyes. And to my surprise I was at the starting point. Light was there all over. I was able to feel the presence but my five senses didn't give me any proof. I closed my eyes again. But this time was able to see a little light. I Shouted Guruji, are you there ?  Sensed his smile again. I asked  who was that dragging me and why he didn't listen to me. Guruji said because you were far away from me.

To be continued ...

A true love story

This is one of the Best Love Stories Ever known..................

A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all,and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future. The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly! . ! So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding! . He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses.After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter's clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained.Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained. In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked "what is this..? to which the fairy replied ".! ..! ..kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na..."

Funny Questions

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack(u shud know that)!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built(think ahead).

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. Wet.(sorry about this)

Q. What looks like half an apple ?

A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying ?

A : A towel.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me.

Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..

A: I punched Nag.

Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3

Some Computer Related Terms in Bollywood Language

Two Recursive functions calling each other:

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera oh hamnawab

COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastanaPyar mera deewana bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan

Untraceable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana

Modem - talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?Abhee to nahin...kuch bi nahin

Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jaye ga haallah meri tauba,allah meri tauba

Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai,pal do pal meri hastihai...

Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani haihar ik pal meri hasti hai

Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

Dangling pointers

Maut aati nahi jaan jati nahin.

GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum

Silent Mode in Unix

Kuch na kaho ,Kuch bhi na kaho,Kya kahana hai , Tumko pata hai ,Mujhko pata hai .

Troubleshooting

Khai ke paan banaras wala Khuli jay band akal ka talaPhir to jo ho kamaal .

S/W Engr. to fellow s/w engr.

Yeh safar hai bahut kathin magar Na udaas ho mere hamsafar .

EJB developer

Aise na mujhe tum dekho.. seene se laga doonga Tumko churalunga tumse .... program me fix kar loonga

PSYCO TEST

This test determines Human thought patterns.

Humans fall into 1 of 2 percentiles: 98% or 2%. 98% think alike.

Here's the test!

Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised by the results...

Ready,

Go....

How much is:

 15+6

3+56

89+2

12+53

75+26

25+52

63+32

Come on, one more...

123+5

QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!

go further to the bottom...

A bit more...

You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you????

If this is not the case, you are among 2% of people who have a "different" if not "abnormal" mind. 98% of those tested would answer a "red hammer" while doing this exercise. If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

Have a nice day

Happy new Year

Below you will find a list of ways you can say "Happy New Year" in more than 40 languages. I have listed all that I found across the web. I apologize in advance if you find misspellings and a lack of dialect marks. . 

Love you all! Have a terrific New Year!

Afrikaans - Gelukkige nuwe jaar

Arabic - Antum salimoun

Bengali - Shuvo Nabo Barsho

Bosnian- Sretna nova godina

Bulgarian-chestita nova godina

Chinese - Chu Shen Tan

Czechoslovakia - Scastny Novy Rok

Dutch - Gelukkig Nieuwjaar

Danish-godt nytar

English - Happy New Year!

Eskimo - Kiortame pivdluaritlo

Finnish - Onnellista Uutta Vuotta

French - Bonne Annee

Gaelic - Bliadhna mhath ur

German - Prosit Neujahr 

Greek - Kenourios Chronos/Kali chronia

Hawaiian - Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Hebrew - L'Shannah Tovah 

Hindi - Subh Nab Bars

Hungarian - Boldog Uj Evet Kivanok

Iraqi - Sanah Jadidah

Irish - Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit

Italian - Buon Capodanno

Kisii - Somwaka omoyia owuya

Khmer - Sua Sdei Chnam Thmei

Laotian - Sabai dee pee mai

Latin-Felix sit annus novus

Norwegian - Godt Nyttar

Papua New Guinea - Nupela yia i go long y

Philippines - Manigong Bagong Taon

Polish - Szczesliwego Nowego Roku

Portuguese - Feliz Ano Novo

Punjabi - Nave sal di mubarak

Russian - S Novim Godom

Serbo-Croatian - Scecna nova godina

Singhalese - Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa

Slovak - A stastlivy Novy Rok

Spanish - Feliz Ano Nuevo

Swahili - Heri Za Mwaka Mpya

Sundanese - Sugeng Warsa Enggal

Telegu - Noothana samvatsara shubhakankshalu

Thai - Sawadee Pee Mai

Turkish - Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun

Ukrainian - Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku

Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Tan Nien 

Trace Indian Mobile Location & Operator

Do you want to know about a phone number (INDIA)?

Informations such as to which state it belongs,Connection vendor etc.  you can get from BharatiyaMobile.com .

The other things you can get here is 

• Locationwise FM stations
  
• STD Codes
  
• Cool SMS
  
• Some statastics Related to Mobiles 

So Enjoy.